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Dosage of VIAGRA

Dosage of VIAGRA

Proper dosage of VIAGRA

* With new Girl: no need

* Old girl: half tablet

* With Mistress: One tablet

* With Wife: 2 tablets + blue flim + beer!




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Sun Sign

What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!

Aries
Okay, let's do it again...

Taurus
I'm hungry - pass the pizza...

Gemini
Have you seen the TV remote?

Cancer
When are we getting married?

Leo
Wasn't I fantastic?

Virgo
I need to wash the sheets.

Libra
I liked it if you liked it...

Scorpio
Now let's try it with our clothes off...

Sagittarius
Don't call me - I'll call you...

Capricorn
Do you have a business card?

Aquarius
Perhaps I should untie you....

Pisces
What did you say your name was?

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