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Prepaid SEX

Prepaid SEX

How to use Prepaid SEX?

1)scratch the Protective Panty.
2)Press nipples.
3)Enter Your Penis?
4)A voice will confirm if the entry is ok.

AAH-OOH card Accepted




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In the Class

Teacher: Tell me children which thing we cannot take in our mouth.
Toger: Mam it's a burning bulb.

Teacher surprised and asked why?

Roger said last night I heard my mom saying to my dad first switch off the light, then I will take in mouth.

Why Men are Fatter

Q:) Why are men fatter then women?

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Coz men get milk and 2 papayas whereas women get a banana and a spoon of white liquid!

Success (Suck Cess)

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me hard, or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was actually quite desirable. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she said. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Love me hard and long or climb the ladder to success" she flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello," the ugly fat man said. "My name's Cess!"

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