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Difference

Difference

What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when the wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
and panic is when both ARE!!




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Prepaid SEX

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1)scratch the Protective Panty.
2)Press nipples.
3)Enter Your Penis?
4)A voice will confirm if the entry is ok.

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Teacher: Tell me children which thing we cannot take in our mouth.
Toger: Mam it's a burning bulb.

Teacher surprised and asked why?

Roger said last night I heard my mom saying to my dad first switch off the light, then I will take in mouth.

Why Men are Fatter

Q:) Why are men fatter then women?

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Coz men get milk and 2 papayas whereas women get a banana and a spoon of white liquid!

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