The Honeymoon Advice

The Honeymoon Advice

Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all, you grew up on a farm, just do
like the dogs do."

Right after the honeymoon the bride stormed over to her mother's house in tears and announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof as Bob for even one more night.

"He's totally disgusting!" she wailed.

At first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the exact nature of the problem, but finally broke down. "Ma, he doesn't know anything at all about how to be romantic, how to make love . . . He just keeps smelling my ass and pis-sing on the bedpost!"

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Which Ad

7 nude men standing in a row facing 1 nude sexy babe.

Seeing them a guy asked ........... are you all advertising for a condom!

The men replied no for 7up!


Some abbreviations and their fullforms

1) PARIS- Please Allow Romance In school

2) JAPAN- Jumping And Pumping All Night

3) ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sex

4) FILA- Fuck In Lonely Area

5) PUMA- Press Until Milk Arrives

6) LIMCA- Lauda In Mouth Causes AIDS

In Search of a Bra

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

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