A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.
The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed... So he took both of them into seperate rooms & asked them the reason for the divorce...
1st with the man..
"I wanted this () ... atleast this ( ) .. but wat is this ( *** ) ..!!!"
...then with the woman..
"I wanted this =========> ...atleast this =====> ...but wat is this ==> ..!!"
More Marriage Jokes
Mother to married daugter: Anita do you know the meaning of "MANGALSUTRA",
Daughter replied yes "License to enjoy kamasutra"
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
There was this guy who went weeping to his best friend.
The friend asked "What is the matter? Why are you crying?" He replied "Yesterday night was my first night with my wife and as I used to go to red light area, I handed my wife a hundred rupee note in the morning by mistake"
The friend said "Ok forget it, go to your wife, apologize and tell her that you will never do that again"
He replied "I am not worried about that"
The friend said: "then what is your problem?"
"My wife has given me a fifty rupeee back as change" pat came the reply.