Broken glasses!

Broken glasses!

An Indian Army Jawan went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"

"Yes sir, b.. bu.. but I got them b.. broken in an accident," stammered the Jawan.

"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, drill accident?"

"No, no nothing of those," said the Jawan.

"Well then, what is it?"

"I'd rather not tell you sir..."

"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up.

"I've to see my patients now."

"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girlfriend," blurted the Jawan.

"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?"

"You see she crossed her legs...."

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So he devises a plan and manages to get a black "Burkha" and gets into the "Pregnant Women's Compartment" disguised with a soft ball stomach.

The train starts off, the man now is quietly seated with his face covered beside another lady this lady is also pregent but she is one hot babe, this guy is getting excited but keeps quite, she looks at him and asks him "So how long has it been?"

The man not knowing what to say replies 13 months, the woman is staggered and asks him, "Lady are you giving birth to a human baby or an elephant?"

The man replies, "An elephant.....Look the trunk is already out!"

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A young couple having a son at 5 years of age went for a summer vaccation to the same place where they had their Honey moon on reaching the place they smiled at each other.

The son seeing them smile asked the DAD, "why you two are smiling and laughing?"

Dad Said, "No son, we already came to this place years back that's what we remembered"

The son persistently asked "DAD if you came here already, where was I"

Dad little embarassed said, "Son you were with me when we came here and with your MOM when we returned!!"

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