A Old Man aged 80 years marries a Girl of 15 years.
Q:) First Night both of them CRY Loudly.......... Why?
A:) She didn't knew what to do.........and he Forgot How to do!
More Marriage Jokes
A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.
The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed... So he took both of them into seperate rooms & asked them the reason for the divorce...
1st with the man..
"I wanted this () ... atleast this ( ) .. but wat is this ( *** ) ..!!!"
...then with the woman..
"I wanted this =========> ...atleast this =====> ...but wat is this ==> ..!!"
Mother to married daugter: Anita do you know the meaning of "MANGALSUTRA",
Daughter replied yes "License to enjoy kamasutra"
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."