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Before Marriage
"Having sex with you is like eating chineese food Fully satisfying but after one hour I want more"

After Marriage
"Having sex with you is like eating Indian food Kinda satisfying but dont wanna have it everday"

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Sex Education

Government planed to implement Sex Education in school. School authority wanted to send our Santa Singh's wife Preeto for special training course in Sex Education.

Preeto: "No Sir..! I don't want to take part in that course." Principal: "No..! But why ..?!"

Preeto: "Somebody told me yesterday..the Final Exam will be Oral!"

Searching wives

Santa & Banta both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other "Where are you hurrying to?" asked Banta

"I lost my wife!"

"Really? Even mine. How did yours look like?"

"hmm... She was tall, slim, had huge tits, sexy soft and sweet ass, she was wearing a mini skirt at last, What about you?"

"Forget mine lets search for yours!" replied banta.

The Honeymoon Advice

Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all, you grew up on a farm, just do
like the dogs do."

Right after the honeymoon the bride stormed over to her mother's house in tears and announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof as Bob for even one more night.

"He's totally disgusting!" she wailed.

At first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the exact nature of the problem, but finally broke down. "Ma, he doesn't know anything at all about how to be romantic, how to make love . . . He just keeps smelling my ass and pis-sing on the bedpost!"

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