"Having sex with you is like eating chineese food Fully satisfying but after one hour I want more"
"Having sex with you is like eating Indian food Kinda satisfying but dont wanna have it everday"
Wave the towel
A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won't orgasm. so he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy is the answer.
So the man hires a young, charming male escort and has him stand naked and waving a towel over the couple whilst they are having sex, to still no avail.
The man goes back to his doctor who suggests trying the scene oppositely, with the escort having sex with the woman whilst the man waves the towel.
Now becoming desperate, the man gets the same escort and tries the doctor's method. Soon the woman bursts into a great orgasm and the man throws down the towel, taps the escort on the shoulder and shouts triumphantly, "See, thats how you wave a bloody towel!"
More Adult Hindi Jokes
Government planed to implement Sex Education in school. School authority wanted to send our Santa Singh's wife Preeto for special training course in Sex Education.
Preeto: "No Sir..! I don't want to take part in that course." Principal: "No..! But why ..?!"
Preeto: "Somebody told me yesterday..the Final Exam will be Oral!"
Santa & Banta both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other "Where are you hurrying to?" asked Banta
"I lost my wife!"
"Really? Even mine. How did yours look like?"
"hmm... She was tall, slim, had huge tits, sexy soft and sweet ass, she was wearing a mini skirt at last, What about you?"
"Forget mine lets search for yours!" replied banta.