Water Sex

Water Sex

A Lady asks a Tyre-Mechanic " Comeon, let's have sex !!!"
Mechanic reply "Then, please get into water"

"Why do you need water to have sex? "
"Coz, I can identify holes only in water!!!"

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Most times in one night

Which of them can have sex the most times in one night?

There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.

He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.

He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?! Damn! You beat me by three."

The Gift

While purchasing some condoms, the young man remarked with a smile, "I'm giving my girl a birthday present tonight."

"Yes, sir," smiled the drug clerk. Then he added, forcing a straight face, "Would you perhaps like these gift-wrapped?"

"That wouldn't make much sense," said the customer "They ARE the gifts wrapping."

No hair

2 girls were seated naked and talking.

1st: Why dont you have hair on your pussy?

2nd replied: "Have you ever seen grass growing on a busy road..."

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