One hole behind.
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
She said, "I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
More Sports Jokes
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And The Number 1 Thing That Sounds Dirty In Golf, But Isn't:
1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.
A cricket comentator describing a nude woman:
There is no cover,
There is no extra cover,
There are two silly points,
Two fine legs,
And a deep gully,
With little grass on pitch.
A very beautiful woman did not marry and was getting old.
A few friends got worried and talked to four top sportsmen and they agreed to marry her. The friends then approached the woman with the proposal. The sportmen were from the field of cricket, football, hockey and billiards.
The Women spends some quality time with all the sports men alone, then she requested time to think over.
After a few days the friends again approached the woman to know who she had selected. The woman rejected all of them. The friends wanted to know the reason. The woman replied:
The cricket player when he is in form he keeps on making century otherwise he is out for a duck!
The football player when he starts he is full of stamina and as soon he reaches the goal mouth he shoots wild!
The hockey players - they use a crocked stick!
The friends asked what about billiards player he is so handsome, young and multi-millionare the woman replied - you know the billiards players they pot the ball in and leave the cue out.