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Stupid Jokes

Stupid Jokes or Dumb Jokes are those jokes which are sure to bring a smile, if not a laugh. We have a collection of stupid jokes which we have collected in the past few months. I hope you like these jokes or Dumb Jokes. We will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best stupid jokes around! These jokes are original and best in its category could be found on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these jokes to your friends or someone you want. If you have your own stupid jokes please send your stupid jokes to us so that we will display your stupid jokes on our website.

Stupid Jokes
The Chief
The Chief

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart.

His servant goes to the doctor and say "big chief, no fart" so the doctor gives him a pill, the next day the servant goes back to the doctor and says "big chief, still no fart" so the doctor gives him a big pill the size of his hand.

On the third day the servant goes back and says "big cheif still not fart" so the doctor gives a pill the size of a football.

The next day the servant comes back and says to the doctor "Big fart, no chief!"

Tricking the Bull
Tricking the Bull

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner."

"Oh yeah, what happened?"

"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker bull came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"

"So, how'd you get away?"

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"Man, that was scary. If it had been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."

"I Did! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"

Compensating Factors
Compensating Factors

Two not-too-bright fellows were talking. One was explaining to the other how the Good Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies.

"You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."

"I agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer."

Camping
Camping

A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.

A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."

The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."

Good Old Days
Good Old Days

Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular...

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!

The Grandson said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look......"


Talking Parrot
Talking Parrot

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot.

He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50.

The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.

When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?"

The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Calculation
Calculation

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?"

One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor you're 44.."

The Professor said "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"

The student said. "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22, and he's half nuts . . ."

Funny Email Game
Funny Email Game


Think of a letter between A and W.

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Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

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Keep going . . . Don't stop . . . .

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Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

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Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

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Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name

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Almost there........

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Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

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Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

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Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand

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Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?

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Of course not.......

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Now smack yourself in the head, get a life and quit playing stupid e-mail games!


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Don't tell the secret to others, just send them this e-mail 'n' have fun!



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