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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes are those jokes which are based on some one's mother. We have a collection of Yo Mama Jokes which we have collected in the past few months. These yo mama jokes are original and best in its category could be found on the web. We hope you like these yo mama jokes. We will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the new yo mama jokes around!. Don't forget to rate these Yo Mama Jokes. You can also send these Yo Mama Jokes to your friends.

Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 8
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 8



  • Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

  • Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

  • Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

  • Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

  • Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

  • Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

  • Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

  • Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

  • Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

  • Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 7
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 7



  • Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

  • Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

  • Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

  • Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

  • Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

  • Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

  • Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

  • Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 6
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 6



  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

  • Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 5
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 5



  • Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

  • Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

  • Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

  • Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

  • Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

  • Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

  • Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

  • Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

  • Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 4
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 4


  • Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

  • Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

  • Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

  • Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

  • Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 3



  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

  • Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

  • Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

  • Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

  • Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

  • Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama So Fat - Part 2
Yo Mama So Fat - Part 2


  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes



  • Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

  • Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

  • Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

  • It took Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

  • Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

  • Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

  • Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

  • Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

  • Yo mama twice the man you are.

  • Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

  • Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

  • Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

  • Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

  • Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

  • Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

  • Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

  • Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

  • Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

  • Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

  • I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

  • I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

  • Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.




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