Flirting Shayari

Tum dost meri ho nat khat si,
Kuch ziddi ho kuch pagal si.

Dil ke kone me rehti ho,
Sab se achchi dost meri ho.

Tum se "hi" kehelwana hai bahut asan,
"eco notebook" ya "french fries" se ho jayega kaam.

Batau me tum mahir ho par lagti abhi ho bachchi,
"business" me tum mahir ho "accounts" me thodi kachchi.

Waise tum ho badi simple with a sweet little dimple,
Lekin jab baat aa jaye sports ya annual day ki.
Tab aa jata hai chehre par powder, lali, kajal,
"rani" ki tum fan ho par ho nahi kuch kam.
Uncle "shahrukh" ko chodo look for someone young.

Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab Hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,

Agar Hum marr bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke Mobille se SMS kia karenge.

Aapki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chmatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyuki kuchh hi dinon me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai :-)

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Khayalon ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigahon ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai.
Tere bin koi kami to nahi hai mere dost,
Bass gali wali jamadarni udhas rehti hai.

Mujhe ko bas teri hi pyas lagti rehti hai,
Mann mein har waqt tere aane ki aas rehti hai,
Teri dewaangi mein is kadar diwane ho gaye,
Ke har ladki ki maa aab to meri saas lagti hai.

Mere dost mat karna Hasinaon se muhabbat,
Vo nigahon se vaar karti hain.
Kya bataoon tumhe inki haqiqat,
Inhi nighaon se kitno se pyar karti hain.