Dil Ki Baat

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to mat darna,
Raakhi nikal ke kehna pyari behna milti rehna.




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School Mein

School mein ishq ka naya mahaul tyyar ho gaya,
Class ki teacher ko pappu se pyar ho gaya.
Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya,
Sari class fail, aur... Pappu pass ho gaya...

Bas Sharab hi Sharab

Sharab shareer ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab.

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga...

Zindgi badi udas hai

Zindgi badi udas hai,
Mujhe lagi pyas hai,
Muje duniya se na koi aas hai,
Muje khelni aati taash hai,
Main uska sir fod dunga,
Jisne kaha meri kavita bakvas hai!

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