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Shadi karna tha par

Shadi karna tha par

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hui,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!




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Ashiq pagal ho jate hain pyar mein,
Baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
Golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.

Chemistry Class

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota.

Abhi practical mein ayee nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi.

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi.

Aankhon se chhalakta tha kuch is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar.

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas.

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuch is tarah love ka production hua.

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise.

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua.

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe.

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqaat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath.

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar.

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,
Aur lab main hamare dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.

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