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Adult Hindi SMS

Adult Hindi SMS

Adult Hindi SMS or Dirty SMS or dirty Indian mobile sms or Hindi Sexy SMS are those sms jokes which contains some adult content. The term Hindi Sexy SMS or Adult Hindi SMS is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be adult taste or vulgar. It is concerned with sex or a particular ethnic group or gender. Other adult hindi sms jokes or hindi sexy sms include violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. These hindi sexy sms are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
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Hairan ya Pareshan
Hairan ya Pareshan

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!

Police to Mujrim
Police to Mujrim

Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....

Aurat ke haath me
Aurat ke haath me

Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

Prayer
Prayer

SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
"O GOD O GOD".

Sar pe time bomb
Sar pe time bomb

Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to "TERI FATEGI"
haa naaa......

On the first night
On the first night

Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"

Sardar to Tapori Boys
Sardar to Tapori Boys

Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."

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