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Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead someone thats why it is called dual meaning sms. If you are looking for some Double Meaning SMS then you are at the right place. We have a good collection of double meaning text messages. Hope you will like these dual meaning messages and if you like this please recommend this page to your friends. If you have any Double Meaning SMS which is not available here please send it to us and we will display it. Have fun and enjoy your stay here. Send these text messages to your friends mobile.

Double Meaning SMS
Aaj mat dalo
Aaj mat dalo

Girl- Aaj mat dalo.
Boy- Kyon?
Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

Jab Gabbar paida hua
Jab Gabbar paida hua

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....

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Remove your Shirt
Remove your Shirt

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed.

Some Basic Rules
Some Basic Rules

Some Basic Rules

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR

2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH

3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR

4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF

5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!

Patna kahan hai
Patna kahan hai

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-Bihar mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

Good or Bad News
Good or Bad News

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL

Kaise lu
Kaise lu

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


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kaise lu?


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