Ways 2 Impress A Girl
Care 4 Her
Sacrifice 4 Her
How 2 Impress A Boy?
Oye Kanjro Koi Standard Banao Apna..:P:P:P
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Ways 2 Impress A Girl
Newton's "Law of Chhichhora Pan"
"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a thappad or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a girl. This force is called bezzati, which is directly proportional to sharmindagi, if ghairat remains constant".
Govt. kehti hai ki 1 ladki ke padhne se ghar mein 4 log educated hote hain
Us ladki ke college jaane se
40 ladke fail ho jaate hain uska kya???
Wats d bhojpuri name of "Mission Impossible" ??
Its "ee na ho paayi bhaiya"
Den wat will "Mission Impossible 2" be in bhojpuri ??
"Hum phir keh ra hu, ee na ho paayi bhaiya."
Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in India..
We can save the tigers later!!"
Bike ke peeche GIRLZZZZZZZ chahiye ya tiger??
Aam zindagi - Hum 1 b ladki nahi pata sake, college k 4 saal barbaad ho gaye.
Mentos zindagi - 1 b ladki hame nahi pata saki, unke 4 saal barbaad ho gaye.
A poor man catches a fish,
wife can not cook due to
man puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up and shouts
Biggest loss in life -
"Kisi ki ankhon me aansu aapki wajah se."
Biggest achievement in life -
"Kisi ki aankhon me aansu aapke liye."