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Munna Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai SMS

If you have seen 2003 hindi movies 'Munna Bhai MBBS' or 2006 film 'Lage Raho Munna Bhai' (Both are directed by Rajkumar Hirani and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra), you must be aware of who Munna bhai (Sanjay Dutt) is and Munna Bhai's tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled Munna Bhai Sms and Munna Bhai Messages collection here. If you have some Munna Bhai messages which are not here then please send it to us and we will show it. Don't forget to rate these Munna Bhai mobile text sms because your opinion it will help us improve the quality of our Munna Bhai messages collection. Check this page again for latest Munna Bhai mobile sms messages because we keep on updating this page.

Munna Bhai SMS
Akal badi ki bhains
Akal badi ki bhains

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Gandhi Jayanti
Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bapu ka!

First Patient
First Patient

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Bagla Kaise Sota Hai
Bagla Kaise Sota Hai

Munna Bhai:- A Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
Ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- Arre simple Bhai,
Bole to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga...

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi
Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: Bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: Kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: Wo tipu sultan ki hai bhai.
MUNNA: Tension kaiku leta he re maamu? Aayega to uth jaunga re, I shappath!!!

Bakra hai ya Bakri
Bakra hai ya Bakri

Munna bhai: Apun ko kaise pata chalega k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
Circuit:" Simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho,
Agar bhaga to bakra
Aur agar bhagi to bakri.

Bina daant wala kutta
Bina daant wala kutta

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT: Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha



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