1. Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
2. I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!
3. Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.
4. Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.
5. You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!
6. I'm going to blazon my love for you all over town.
7. Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!
8. Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.
9. It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!
10. Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.
11. I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!
12. I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!
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1. Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
1. You have the propensity for taking my breath away.
2. Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.
3. Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.
4. It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.
5. I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.
6. I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.
7. My love for you is irrevocable.
8. That gossamer shirt you're wearing makes it really easy to see what color bra you're wearing.
9. If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.
10. Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.
11. Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?
12. Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!
1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
3. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
4. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
6. Hey baby, what's your sine?
7. I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
9. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
10. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
11. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
12. I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
13. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
14. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
15. Hey...nice asymptote.
1. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
2. I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
3. I know when you`we been bad or good.
4. Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
5. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
6. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
7. Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it
8. Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
10. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
11. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
12. Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
13. I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
14. I can get you off the Naughty List.
1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
3. I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!
4. You are what I want for Christmas.
5. I've got something special in the sack for you!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
7. Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
8. I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...
9. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
10. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
11. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
12. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
1. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
2. It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I'm going to make you sweat
3. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)
4. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
5. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
6. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
7. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
8. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
9. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
10. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
11. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
12. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
13. Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
14. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
15. I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
16. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
1. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
2. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
3. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
4. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
5. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
6. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
7. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
10. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
11. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
12. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
13. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
14. You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
15. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
1. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
2. You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
3. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
4. You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
5. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
6. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
7. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
8. Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
9. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
10. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
11. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
12. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
13. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
14. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
15. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.