I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.
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I'm at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".
I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!