Yesterday everybody smoked
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
More New Year SMS
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.