Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from God on high. Merry Christmas.
Xmas has been cancelled
Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year.
He died laughing. Merry xmas.
More Christmas SMS
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Charistmas.
You are as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me! Merry Christmas.