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Extra charges

Extra charges

Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for anal entry

-She calls it "TURN OVER" tax.




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Do u luv me

During sex the sardarani asks repeatedly "do u luv me, do u luv me?"
Sardar (irritated)- what the hell do u think I am doing pushups.

SUN and WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR

Whts common between the SUN and WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

* both are hot
* both look better while going down
* both disappear by night

Pre paid

A man pays 2000 to a pros she ran away he chases but she slips away

He puts notice, Any 1 finds gal in white top & red skirt, fuck her, its pre paid.

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