Doggy style

Doggy style

Doctor : ur knee all blistered?
Lady : Coz of doggy style!!

Doctor : Can't u do it any other style?
Lady : Oh, I can but dog can't!!!

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Extra charges

Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for anal entry

-She calls it "TURN OVER" tax.

Do u luv me

During sex the sardarani asks repeatedly "do u luv me, do u luv me?"
Sardar (irritated)- what the hell do u think I am doing pushups.


Whts common between the SUN and WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

* both are hot
* both look better while going down
* both disappear by night

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