Din me karoge to

Uske hoto pe jo RASS hai,
SOM RASS hai,
seene pe jo AAM hai,
wahi CHAR DHAAM hai,
neeche jo VAN hai,
wo VRINDAVAN hai,
wan mai jo DWAR hai,
wohi HARIDWAR hai,
samjhe jai shree krishan.

Narad muni ko ek nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
aur dia use pakad kar chod,
nari boli narad madarchod,
kya chod diya bina nirodh.

Sardar apni diwi se : Roz patte wali sabji mat banaya karo.
Biwi : Usme iron hota hai.
Sardar : Kya gand se sariya nikalna hai.