Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one.
Marriage is not a word
Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
More Funny SMS
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?
Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and
who drives faster than u is a maniac!