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Man says to his wife

Man says to his wife

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.




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NO SEX

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex,

and for people with your face ...NO SEX

Im like a radio

Girl: Im like a radio, my mouth speaker,
my left breast tuner, right one volume.

Man:Can I try?(touches the breats)-no sound.

Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Love is a name

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

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