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Son on his honeymoon

Son on his honeymoon

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.

MOM: Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing.

SON: got my nose in her armpit. Now what?




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His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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