Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
What happen 2 your phone
Hey! what happen 2 your phone? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept saying 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM: Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.