Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
After a lengthy quarrel
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock.