A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Roses are red
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.