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Roses are red

Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?




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A good marriage

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

After a lengthy quarrel

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Waht is Marriage

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

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