Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

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He - Two inches more and I would be king.
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5 reasons not 2 b a penis

1) ur bald ur entire life
2) both ur naybors r nutz
3) an arsehole lives behind u
4) ur bestm8s acunt
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