How many letters
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
More Funny SMS
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
In times of difficulties,
don't ever say God I have a big problem,
instead say- hey problem,
I have a big God & everything will be allright.
God Bless u.
Why did a batsman marry an older women?
>>> 'Coz a good batsman like loose balls!
why did spin bowler marry a divorcee?
>>> 'Coz a good spinner likes used balls!