There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
How many letters
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
More Funny SMS
In times of difficulties,
don't ever say God I have a big problem,
instead say- hey problem,
I have a big God & everything will be allright.
God Bless u.
Why did a batsman marry an older women?
>>> 'Coz a good batsman like loose balls!
why did spin bowler marry a divorcee?
>>> 'Coz a good spinner likes used balls!