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New Budget for all Ladies

New Budget for all Ladies

New Budget for all Ladies;
All ladies will be taxed according to bra sizes,
40-42 : Burden Tax.
38-40 : Wealth Tax.
34-36 : Entertainment Tax.
32-34 : Excitement Tax.
26-30 : Development Tax.
I have heard the Tax department is now working on cup sizes.




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