Closest to womans period

Closest to womans period

Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Ur salary!
It cums once a month.
Lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum everyone is in trouble!

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2 things in the air

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant?

Fuck for money

Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Job and Girlfriend

QUESTION) What is the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER) ur job always sucks!!!!!

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