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What is the time

What is the time

Women(2 sardar):What is the time?

Sardar replied d answer n was slapped.

Why?

He answered bra pantees(12:35).




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New Budget for all Ladies

New Budget for all Ladies;
All ladies will be taxed according to bra sizes,
40-42 : Burden Tax.
38-40 : Wealth Tax.
34-36 : Entertainment Tax.
32-34 : Excitement Tax.
26-30 : Development Tax.
I have heard the Tax department is now working on cup sizes.

Ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hain

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain....
kuchh kaho to muh jula deti hai,
kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!

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Articulate,
Nice,
Dynamic,
Understanding ....means G.A.A.N.D.U.

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Optimistic,
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