Condom says to Whisper

Condom says to Whisper

Condom says to Whisper: Every month u stop my business for one week.

Whisper says: Ahhhahhha!!! If u make mistake one time, I loose my business for 9 months......

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Pros and Man

pros: 200 loongi hil hil k doongi
man: 100 doonga hil main khud loonga
pros: 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le..

2 tyres of a vehicle

Husband & Wife r like 2 tyres of a vehicle.
Even if 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
So, intelligent men always carry a stepny!!!!

Do u know

Do u know? Virgin ladies r called "Center Fresh",
Married ladies r called "Polo hole",
just married but found not virgin r called "Center Shock".

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