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Dance with me

Dance with me

Boy : Wul'd you like to dance with me?
Girl : Main bachchon ke saath nahi nachti.
Boy : Oh! I m sorry mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnent ho!!!




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Nigahe tumhari khanjar hai
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un bewakuffo me hum nahi!!!

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