Film Maachis

Film 'Maachis' being screened in a theatre and the song 'Chunni le ke soti thi kamaal lagti thi...' being played.

Suddenly a man shouted from the front stall, "Abe sirf chunni le ke soti thi to kamaal hi lagegi na..."

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Husband asking his wife in bed

Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche.

Wife : You are fucking me or parking me?

Ganguly to his wife

Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.

Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

What is the time

Women(2 sardar):What is the time?

Sardar replied d answer n was slapped.


He answered bra pantees(12:35).

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