How did u got a new car

How did u got a new car

Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth &
and said: take what do u want & i took car
banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.

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Film Maachis

Film 'Maachis' being screened in a theatre and the song 'Chunni le ke soti thi kamaal lagti thi...' being played.

Suddenly a man shouted from the front stall, "Abe sirf chunni le ke soti thi to kamaal hi lagegi na..."

Husband asking his wife in bed

Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche.

Wife : You are fucking me or parking me?

Ganguly to his wife

Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.

Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

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