Can I touch your software

Can I touch your software

Boy: Can I touch your software.
Girl: First show your hardware.
Boy: Should I install it in ur system.
Girl: First cover it with antivirus.

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2 Drops of Milk

A 95yr. old man sucks his 90 yr. wifes breast for 1/2 hr. & drinks 2 drops of milk and dies.

POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE

Difference among woman

Difference among woman aged 05-15-25-35-45-55

age05, takes her in a bed and tells her a story
age15, tells her a story and takes her in to bed
age25, you dont need to tells her a story to takes her to bed.
age35, she tells you a story to take you to bed.
age45, you will tells her a story to avoid her going to bed.
age55, if you will go to bed it will be story.

Condom says to Whisper

Condom says to Whisper: Every month u stop my business for one week.

Whisper says: Ahhhahhha!!! If u make mistake one time, I loose my business for 9 months......

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