My wife is better

My wife is better

2 Men went 2 a call girl. 1st went in, came out and said "no my wife is better".

2nd went in, came out and said "u r right ur wife is really better!!!!!!!!.

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A: Womans hole, no matter how many strokes or what style u play u r balls will never go in.

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Teacher: Do u know importance of period??????

kid: Ya, once my sis said she has missed one, my mom fainted, my dad got heart attack and our driver ran away!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: Can I touch your software.
Girl: First show your hardware.
Boy: Should I install it in ur system.
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