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Suhag raat ke baad

Suhag raat ke baad

Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5% sharam, 5% dard aur 90% purani yadey...




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Sardar in foreign country mein

Sardar ko foreign country mein ghumte hue shushu (urine) aay gaya.
Sardar sadak ke kinare khada hoken moot (urine) raha tha, to ek foreigner ne aaker poocha,

"tumahre yaha police nahi pakadta"

Sardar bola -- Nahi hame to khud se hi pakadna padta hia.

Aakhen teri ho magar

Aakhen teri ho magar aasun mere ho,
dil tera ho magar dharkan meri ho,
Khuda kare harami dosti itni gahri ho,
Ki baap tu bane magar mehnat meri ho.

Chemistry ki class

Chemistry ki class chal raha tha. Professor ne ek ladki se pucha- What is nitrates?

Ladki ne sharmate hue jawab diya, my night rates are higher then day rates. But I will give you discount, will charge same as day rate.

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