Hard and erect

Hard and erect

If the penis is hard and erect
it needs good fuck,
if it is erect but soft
it needs good suck,
if it is nither hard nor erect
it needs good luck.

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Doctor : ur knee all blistered?
Lady : Coz of doggy style!!

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Lady : Oh, I can but dog can't!!!

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-She calls it "TURN OVER" tax.

Do u luv me

During sex the sardarani asks repeatedly "do u luv me, do u luv me?"
Sardar (irritated)- what the hell do u think I am doing pushups.

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