Getting up late in the morning
Santa had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Santa went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Santa slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
'Boss', he said, 'I'm here early! The pill actually worked !'
'That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you yesterday?'
More Hindi SMS
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted 'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!'
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window!
While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto!
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
Judge to Santa Singh: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time?
Santa Singh: Well, you come every day!
Doolhe ko shadi per ghore per kyo baithate hei ??
u know why ??
last chance to make him run away :-)