Santa leave his job

Santa leave his job

'Why did Santa Singh leave his job?'


'Anything serious?'

'Yes. The boss got sick of him.'

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Love and Self Defence

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

Janeman is dil mein aaja

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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