They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
Santa leave his job
'Why did Santa Singh leave his job?'
'Yes. The boss got sick of him.'
More Funny SMS
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!