When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Y did u beat up ur boss
Judge: Y did u beat up ur boss?
Lady: My boss called me from my office & took me
2 the bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me down & says 'April fool...'
More Sexy SMS
A lady died from aids because doctor made mistake in writing her prescription. He wrote -
make frequent changes in "MALES" instead of "MEALS"....
What are 3 words you never wanna hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home!