Infection down there

Infection down there

Lady : Doctor i have infection down there.
Doctor : how often do u have sex.
Lady : once in six month.
Doctor : God! thats not infection thats RUST.

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At a funeral

At a funeral, heart shaped
coffin was made 4 cardiologist.
A doctor started laughing
when asked, said I m
thinking of my funeral, I m gynaecologist.


What is similarity between TEA and WOMEN?
* both gives pleasure when HOT.
* both are tasteless without milk
* both are enjoied mostly in BED...

Does a heart have legs

Son 2 dad : does a heart have legs?
Dad : no,
Son : Don't lie I heard u say,
sweet heart spread ur legs.

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